Quotes of: Make-me-laugh Keyword

He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.

Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.

The Laughing Corpse

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.

Michael Pritchard

I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.

Adam Carolla

We should laugh before being happy, for fear of dying without having laughed.

Jean de la Bruyere

To neglect ones own ability to laugh is the greatest form of Blasphemy, for to laugh is to pray.

Ilyas Kassam

You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.

George Bernard Shaw

Laugh at your friends, and if your friends are sore; So much the better, you may laugh the more.

Henry Ward Beecher

John Keating: We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you.

Dead Poets Society

[suspects in a lineup are asked to read a phrase] Interrogation Cop: Number 1, step forward. Hockney: Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker. Interrogation Cop: Number 2, step forward. McManus: Give me the fucking keys, you fucking cocksucking moth...

The Usual Suspects

I realize that I can laugh, that it is possible to be happy, that laughter and hope can come back to me.

The Constant Princess

Let me give you a wonderful Zen practice. Wake up in the morning...look in the mirror, and laugh at yourself.

The Dude and the Zen Master

Trust me, you see the dead walking around, you learn not to scream, laugh, or piss yourself pretty quickly.

The Ghost and the Goth

I loved him, but he didn't want me anymore. I suffered, and he laughed at my umanity. This desire will be my end.

Archon

Who I am is not the same minute to minute or day to day. There are far too many variables for that to ever be true, for me, or for anyone.

Single Dad Laughing

A lot of people don't like me. I take that as evidence that I have done something beautifully different or something extraordinary.

Single Dad Laughing

They really cut to the chase in the urologist’s examination room, and I tried to laugh. If this office were a movie, it would have been rated R.

Sleepwalk with Me

I wanted to laugh. Or maybe get mad. Or maybe shrug at how strange everyone was, especially me.

The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Through the window yesterday I saw a fool talking to himself, and it made me laugh, until I realized it was a mirrored window.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I am never going to be less sensitive so that you feel better about being judgmental toward me.

Single Dad Laughing

I was in a play in elementary school and had to jump up and run away. I was nervous and tripped and fell down and everyone laughed. Their laughter made me relax, so I pretended it was part of the show.

Sherman Hemsley