Quotes of: Make-me-laugh Keyword

We made love sweet and gentle, like strawberry jelly. Peanut butter makes me horny.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

... I didn't know whether to feel angry at her for making me part of her suicide or just to feel angry at myself for letting her go.

Looking for Alaska

It seemed to me that if the lawyers failed to do their duty, they ought to pay people for waiting upon them, instead of making them pay for it.

Lorna Doone: A Romance of Exmoor

Who would you rather make love to—me, or the dead carcass of a deer? Don’t deliver a hasty answer. Think it over.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Who’d win in a fight, a tongue twister, or a tornado? How about who’d make a better lover in a diaper, me or Cupid? 

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I was totally clueless about social interaction, and completely scared of girls. All I knew was that music was going to make girls fall in love with me.

Love Is a Mix Tape

What makes you so dare to challenge me, kiddo? It ain't about you, Sir. I just wanna confront my fear.

My Ancestor Was an Ancient Astronaut

You should be cuddling with her. I can’t believe I just said that. Cuddling makes me want to vomit a little, but apparently women like it.

The Men with the Golden Cuffs

Fate wouldn't create a man that drop-dead gorgeous and make him gay, would it? Oh yes, fate would.

Shut Up and Kiss Me

She said no to my sexual advances. Makes me wonder if she even knew the seven colors of the rainbow add up to the length of my penis.

Sleepwalking is restercise

The singers make much of kings who valiantly die in battle, but your life is worth more than a sword. To me at least, who gave it to you.

A Storm of Swords

Look at me, making one of your dreams come true. You and your Norm truck driving around Normville." "You're practically a god.

Split Second

There might be bits and pieces of us that I don't like or that drive me up the wall, but at the end of the say, it's who we are. I'm going to make the best of what we have.

Shooting Stars

If you were mine, I’d make love to you every chance I got, so whenever we were apart, you’d still feel me inside you.

Tornado Allie

I would have thought this would make me feel better.. getting to be the one to leave and not the one left behind. But it didn't. Not at all.

The Truth About Forever

Praise makes me humble, but when I am abused, I know that I have touched the stars.

Oscar Wilde and a Game Called Murder: A Mystery

Never trust a man with a lunatic wife in an attic," Richard told me. "And anyone named Heathcliff should make you suspicious.

In One Person

One of the things that makes me who I am is the loyalty I have to people I hold close to my heart.

Perfect Chemistry

The exceeding brightness of this early sun Makes me conceive how dark I have become.

The Palm at the End of the Mind: Selected Poems and a Play

Ethan was loyal and funny and protective. When we were little, he was the brother most likely to make me cry—and mostly likely to wipe away my tears.

Prey

But the point is this Monsieur...the reason why Madame complains of you is not because of the immorality in itself; but because, so she tells me, you make immorality delicious.

The Parasites