News flash, Bozo. Don't ever tell a girl to relax. It only makes us madder.
The Catastrophic History of You and MeNothing makes me happy quite like a boatload of freshly fried fast food, smothered in good old MSG.
CrescendoI'm sorry, honey. I'm sure if you were a terrorist, you'd make a wonderful one
The Difference Between You and Me...it always makes me feel good about myself when I've dressed appropriately. It happens so rarely.
Don't Kill The MessengerYou make me burn with life, and yearn to set aside my cold and distant, solitary ways.
The Duke's Shotgun WeddingWhat's next? You want to convince me they're making another crap Last Airbender movie?
The Evil We Love...the wind has a purpose - to rattle the window panes, disturb the cat and make me miss you ...
A Familiar Rain...I can think of other forms of worship than loving you, but none that make me feel so fulfilled...
A Familiar Rain