Quotes of: Make-me-laugh Keyword

Brian: [after trying a prairie oyster for the first time] Peppermint prairie oysters? Sally: Oh, you got the toothpaste glass! [laughs a little]

Cabaret

Luigi: [laughs] Release Jacopo, and give him back his knife. And we'll let the games begin.

The Count of Monte Cristo

Alex: What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent.

A Clockwork Orange

Gus: [waiter drops a tray of dishes] Real nice. Just put that anywhere, pal. Yeah. [laughs] Ralph: Good save!

Groundhog Day

Kim: [horn honks] Hey good looking! We'll be back to pick you up later! Lee: [Jasper laughs] Gulp.

Grindhouse

Rebecca: So, what do you do if you're a Satanist anyway? Enid: Sacrifice virgins and stuff. Rebecca: Well, that lets us off the hook. [they laugh]

Ghost World

Hermione: [laughing, mocking Professor Trelawney] Broaden your minds! Use your inner eye to see the future!

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Nicholas Angel: You don't mind a bit of manpower, do ya Doris? PC Doris Thatcher: [laughing] Oh, dirty bastard!

Hot Fuzz

[Alan falls from the window of the car because the door on the passenger side doesn't open] Mr. Chow: [laughs obnoxiously] Funny fat guy fall on face!

The Hangover

Quint: You wanna drink? Drink to your leg. Hooper: I'll drink to your leg. Quint: Okay, so we drink to our legs! [both laugh]

Jaws

Quint: [trying to hurry Brody into the boat] Come on Chief, this isn't no boy scout picnic. See ya' got ya' rubbers! [Quint laughs wildly]

Jaws

Tom: They lack any kind of criminal credibility. I might get laughed at.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Lead Singer Crucifee: [singing] Life's a piece of shit when you look at it. Life's a laugh and death's a joke; it's true.

Life of Brian

Guard Henry: Man, that wife killer looks pretty fucked up. Guard Mike: Which one? [both laugh]

Lost Highway

O'Doole: Guttin' the golden calf again! I don't know whether to laugh or cry! Tom Reagan: Yeah, it's awful confusing.

Miller's Crossing

Bunny: [Coaxing a villager's pig to come to him] Hey, piggy, piggy. Hey, pig! [shoots pig at point blank range and laughs]

Platoon

Max Bialystock: Listen. Every night people are laughing at your beloved Fuhrer. Why? Franz Liebkind: It's that L.S.D., und his verdampter "babies"!

The Producers

Laughing Guard: That's the trouble with ya New York dope fiends. Ya got a rotten attitude.

Requiem for a Dream

Ham Porter: Hamilton "the Babe" Porter. "Long Ball" Porter. Come on DeNunez. [Points to center field like Babe Ruth. Everyone laughs]

The Sandlot

Wizard of Oz: You are talking to a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom and chuckled at catastrophe. I was petrified.

The Wizard of Oz

I went to Montreal. My first gig went very badly. They just weren't laughing at anything. I found out they were a load of Christians, and it was a gig to raise money for a new church roof.

Allan Carr