Quotes of: Make-me-laugh Keyword

My favorite movies are movies that I go in and I leave deeply affected. Whether I laugh really hard or whether I cry really hard, I just want to feel really affected in that moment.

Shailene Woodley

[after sex with Annie] Alvy Singer: That sex was the most fun I've ever had without laughing.

Annie Hall

Narrator: With a prompter in every cellar window whispering comebacks, shy people would have the last laugh.

Amélie

Patrick Bateman: Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog, a collie, was named Lassie? [laughs] Jean: Who's Ted Bundy?

American Psycho

[last lines] Sam: Dad? Dad? [runs to window, looks out, looks down, looks up, laughs]

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

If a man is tongue-tied, don't laugh at him, but, rather, feel pity for him, as you would for a man with broken legs.

Abraham Cahan

Though people are laughing at the dirt surrounding you, they are missing to see the seeds also planted, growing silently within.

Anthony Liccione

When synchronised swimming first appeared on TV, we laughed very heartily, and I, for one, applauded the decision to introduce humour into the Olympics.

Arthur Smith

I wouldn't mind being in an American film for a laugh, but I certainly don't want to be in Thingy Blah Blah 3, if you know what I mean.

Audrey Tautou

Cruise director is - I always laugh and say, 'He's the ship's liver,' because almost everything you can think of filters through you at some point.

Willie Aames

When people laugh at Mickey Mouse, it's because he's so human; and that is the secret of his popularity.

Walt Disney

Power is the best shield that the disordered personality can conceive against being revealed as the laughing stock he secretly suspects himself to be.

William Donaldson

I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.

Wanda Sykes

Work hard. Laugh when you feel like crying. Keep an open mind, open eyes and an open spirit.

Rachael Ray

I like ass-watching.” Peabody settled herself in comfortably.“When I see one bigger than mine, it makes me feel good. When I see one smaller, it helps me resist eating a whole bunch of cookies. It’s a productive hobby, my ass-watching

Concealed in Death

But at some point you have to make peace with what you were given and if God wanted me to be a shy girl with think, dark hair, He would have made me that way, but He didn't. Useful, then, might be to accept how I was made and embody myself fully ther...

Eat, Pray, Love

But at some point you have to make peace with what you were given and if God wanted me to be a shy girl with thick, dark hair, He would have made me that way, but He didn't Useful, then, might be to accept how I was made and embody myself fully there...

Eat, Pray, Love

Be careful with my fiancée. I love her more than life itself. Nick...You make me all fluttery. No one has made me fluttery. How do you that? Ridiculously pleased he smiled. What can I say? It's magic. Take care, babe.

Fatal Consequences

I mean it today. And tomorrow, it will be today again, and I will mean it for that today. It's always today, Pearl. Don't worry about tomorrow, because it's always today, and every today we have, I will mean it. I will not leave you. Not willingly. D...

Heart's Blood

No one ever told me how sorrow traumatizes your heart, making you think it will never beat exactly the same way again. No one ever told me how grief feels like a wet sock in my mouth. One I’m forced to breathe through, thinking that with each breat...

Awoken

I can't stand lies. Probably no one can. Probably everyone is, to varying degrees, allergic to them, both spiritually and physically. Lies make me feel low and ignoble, and also itchy, like there's sand under my skin. The only thing that feels worse ...

Belong to Me