Quotes of: Make-me-laugh Keyword

I’m well aware that this—that I—am the first man to ever do this to her. And yes, as a guy, that fact makes it even better. You know who Neil Armstrong is, don’t you? Now tell me who the second guy was. Hell, tell me any other guy you know wh...

Tangled

Seeking a woman who looks like a feminized version of L. Ron Hubbard to help me decode intergalactic messages that I might receive on my Alien Communication Helmet. And after we receive and decode the messages, this female friend could help me make s...

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Never in your life have you been helpless—under somebody’s heel. You never lived where your enemies held power over you, power to run your life or wipe it out. You can’t understand. That’s how come you stand there feeding me empty slogans!”...

Woman on the Edge of Time

Knowing you is like hitting the biggest treasure of my life---treasure that makes my heart feel smaller to treasure YOU inside... YOU fill me up.. YOU nourish my soul.. YOU complete me.. yet I feel some emptiness and still I want you to feel the spac...

Hameed Qureshi

[first lines] Passerby: Well, I want to go over to my place and start, you know, getting it on... Ann: Oh, that's terrible. Mark: Yeah. Do you ever, uh... ballet? Ann: Be thankful. Do you have a quarter for them? Mark: Yes, I do. Ann: [gives it to st...

The Conversation

Tyler Durden: Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it! Narrator: OK. Give me some water! Tyler Durden: Listen, you can run water over your hand and make it worse or... [shouts] Tyler Durden: look at me... or you...

Fight Club

Susannah: Were you going to say goodbye? Tristan? How long will you be gone? Tristan: Not long. A few months. Susannah: I can make it better for you. Tristan: No. Susannah: If we'd had a child or if I were pregnant, would you still be going? Tristan:...

Legends of the Fall

Mike: You know, I am so romantic, sometimes I think I should just marry myself. Sulley: Give me a break, Mike. Mike: What a night of romance I got ahead of me. Tonight it's about me and Celia. Ooh, the Love Boat is about to set sail. Toot-toot! Cause...

Monsters, Inc.

Danny Archer: Let me tell you something. You sell blood diamonds too. Maddy Bowen: Really? Danny Archer: Yeah. Maddy Bowen: Tell me, how is that? Danny Archer: Who do you think buys the stones that I bring out? Dreamy American girls who all want a st...

Blood Diamond

I know now that the poem in my head, the one that pushed me to the page, begged me - or dared me to be born is almost never the poem that comes out. I suppose it’s like anything born of/with free will and the will to live: once I’ve given the see...

Life

[Mrs. Robinson comes into Elaine's room, naked, and locks the door with Benjamin inside with her] Benjamin: Oh God. Oh, let me out. Mrs. Robinson: Don't be nervous. Benjamin: Get away from that door. Mrs. Robinson: I want to say something first. Benj...

The Graduate

I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren't laughing anymore.

Calling Romeo

She laughed and said how silly we were to not accept life for what it was, difficult.

The Devil Has Dimples

The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself.

Die Verschwörung des Fiesco zu Genua

This is going to hurt, isn’t it?” “Yes it is.” ”Am I allowed to call you names?” It was very very hard not to laugh.

Defensive Zone

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they find to laugh at.

Elective Affinities

Taking his hand I said "Fank woo." "Hm " he laughed with his mouth closed.

Endless Summer

Don’t spit into heaven... Don’t tell the gods your plans; they’ll only laugh.

Eternal on the Water

On the whole, we treat the Devil shamefully, and the worse we treat Him the more He laughs at us.

Fifth Business

If one's friends do not openly laugh at him, they are not in fact his friends.

Forever Odd

. . . is it better to throw yourself head first and laughing into the holy rage calling your name?

The Goldfinch