Quotes of: Make-me-laugh Keyword

I have striven not to laugh at human actions, not to weep at them, nor to hate them, but to understand them.

Baruch Spinoza

I used to put on sketch shows at boarding school when I was eight. I'm not sure about the material, but it did used to get a laugh.

Belinda Stewart-Wilson

I get a lot of abuse on Twitter. It's mostly homophobic, but what can you do? I just either ignore it or laugh.

Clare Balding

We laugh at liberals who declare that their favorite spending programs should be exempt because the spending is for a noble cause.

Grover Norquist

You only have to look at the Medusa straight on to see her. And she's not deadly. She's beautiful and she's laughing.

Hélène Cixous

One could laugh at the world better if it didn't mix tender kindliness with its brutality.

D. H. Lawrence

I wasn't planning on being a comedian; I just liked to laugh. Somebody said I should do it and that's how I started.

Jamie Kennedy

Classifications as Jokes Confidential: snickers Secret: guffaws Top Secret: full belly laughs Unclassified: uproarious laughter and applause

John Alejandro King

Beetlejuice: Not so fast, round boy. We're gonna have some laughs. [he plants a kiss on Otho]

Beetlejuice

I have been very lucky - all the jobs I've done have been with lovely people. In fact, I've been on many where I've just laughed uncontrollably the whole time.

Lucy Davis

Let others laugh when you sacrifice desire to duty, if they will. You have time and eternity to rejoice in.

Theodore Parker

Jim Cunningham: Guess he was "sleepgolfing"? Dr. Fisher: [laughing] Watch out for that drool spot.

Donnie Darko

[as the players disappear into the cornfield] Eddie Cicotte: I'm melting. I'm melting. [fades away laughing] Ray Kinsella: That is so cool.

Field of Dreams

[last lines] Parry: Goodnight, Manhattan! Say goodnight, Jack. Jack Lucas: Goodnight, Jack. Parry: [laughs]

The Fisher King

Brody: Smile you son of a BITCH. [shoots at the air tank] Brody: [Jaws blows up] [Brody laughs manaically]

Jaws

Pumbaa: [about "Hakuna Matata"] It's our motto. Young Simba: What's a motto? Timon: Nothing. What's a motto with you? [laughs]

The Lion King

Rani: [to Olexander] My sense of humour is very nice. You'll find out soon. [laughs loudly]

Queen

Jack Torrance: Hi, Lloyd. Little slow tonight, isn't it? [laughs maniacally] Lloyd: Yes, it is, Mr. Torrance.

The Shining

Pike Bishop: You know what we are then? Don Jose: Si, the both of you! Pike Bishop: [laughing] And you!

The Wild Bunch

People think that that being the winner is good,But sometimes the loser is the one that has the last laugh in the end.

Alain L. Aguilar

I don't miss playing football, but I do miss going into the dressing room every day and having a laugh.

Alan Hansen