Quotes of: Make-me-laugh Keyword

Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But ...

Rue McClanahan

I come across too much material on "how to make a man want you", "how to make a man commit", "how to make a man finally pop the question", "how to make a man take you seriously", "how to get into a man's emotions." And I laugh. My dear fellow women, ...

C. JoyBell C.

This is how hatred begins -- with a muffled laugh on a hot night and a knock on the door.

Wave Me Good-bye

I've often liked a girl, made her laugh, and thought she liked me, and then found out that she didn't like me that way. I've definitely done time in the friend zone.

Demetri Martin

Elder's Meditation of the Day - February 18 "laughter is a necessity in life that does not cost much, and the Old Ones say that one of the greatest healing powers in our life is the ability to laugh." --Larry P. Aitken, CHIPPEWA Laughter is a good st...

Two Cultures Meet: Pathways For American Indians To Medicine

No more tubs for me." I jumped off the bed and pulled on a pair of Pack sweats. "They make me lose all sense." Curran sprawled on the bed with a big self-satisfied smile. "Want to know a secret?" "Sure." "It's not the bathtub, baby." Well, aren't we ...

Magic Bleeds

I want all of him – the large hands with scars that excited me, his nimble grace, how I feel when he touches me, his strangeness, his thoughts, his hair, how he looks at me, his stubbled jaw, the way his eyes crinkles when he laughs, his unexpected...

Forever Elude Me

You want me to make you, remember? I want to make you.

Make Me, Take Me

I’m not an idiot, Kenji. I have reasons for the things I say.” “Yeah, and maybe I’m just saying that you have no idea what you’re saying.” “Whatever.” “Don’t whatever me—” “Whatever,” I say again. “Oh my God,” Kenji sa...

Ignite Me

You deserve all that and more. It made me happy to see you suffer. I would do it all over again if I could.' I realized I was shaking as the words tumbled out of me. 'I would do it again and again. Every night I would torment you and laugh. Do you un...

Cruel Beauty

There are too many people who love me, and accept me, and never try and change me, and who don’t condemn me in the slightest, for me to waste even one moment of my life anymore worrying about what other people will think.

Single Dad Laughing

Laurie Juspeczyk: Do you remember that crazy guy? What did he call himself... Captain Carnage. The one who used to pretend he was a supervillain just so he could get beaten up all the time? Dan Dreiberg: Yeah, he tried that on me once. I just walked ...

Watchmen

I was homeless for a little bit. I was on people's couches, but it was an amazing journey. I got to make people laugh all the way.

Sherri Shepherd

Children are gifts. They are not ours for the breaking. They are ours for the making.

Single Dad Laughing

To get a job where the only thing you have to do in your career is to make people laugh-well, it's the best job in the world.

Ronnie Barker

I always, always want to make people laugh. In every situation. Even when it's inappropriate.

Sharon Horgan

I was always making my friends laugh, but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.

Steven Wright

Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh.

Steven Wright

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.

Richard Pryor

Women respond to comfort and a sense of humor. I was always able to make them laugh, so that helps a lot.

Peter Dinklage

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

Woody Allen