Quotes of: Make-me-laugh Keyword

Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

Comedy is such a personal thing. Everybody can cry at the same thing, but it's a lot harder to get everyone to laugh at the same thing.

Colin Mochrie

At school, I used to hear, 'You're a half-caste.' They'd laugh at my figure and say, 'Are you a boy or a girl?'

Jane Birkin

Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at.

Josh Billings

I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.

Jimmy Carr

Laugh and love; live life to the fullest. Care and share; extend your hand to the most needy.

Debasish Mridha

Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it.

Don Rickles

You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour.

Doug Stanhope

Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins.

Edmond de Goncourt

Might as Well Laugh ...remember ...when ...Life ...made ...sense

Ellen Hopkins

She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth.

Benjamin Franklin

How it happened that Mastro Cherry, carpenter, found a piece of wood that wept and laughed like a child.

Carlo Collodi

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.

George Jean Nathan

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the older man who will not laugh is a fool.

George Santayana

I don't think one should be comfortable standing on a stage with people applauding and laughing at every stupid thing you say.

Joaquin Phoenix

Primarily I'm a social commentator rather than someone who's out to get the belly laugh.

Jonathan Shapiro

I'm a sucker for a man who giggles—not a high-pitched serial-killer sort of giggle, but a lighthearted laugh.

Jancee Dunn

I should prefer to die laughing, and, on more than one occasion, thought I might.

Joseph Epstein

Him, who incessantly laughs in the street, you may commonly hear grumbling in his closet.

Johann Kaspar Lavater

Oskar Schindler: I kissed a Jewish Girl. Prisoner: Did your prick fall off? [laughs]

Schindler's List

The Joker: It can be truly said, that I have a bat in my belfry. [laughs] The Joker: Shall we dance?

Batman