If you can't laugh at yourself, maybe you're not funny
Even if it’s a really funny joke, don’t laugh if the devil’s the one telling it!
Why not laugh again, and let your joy be my monument?
She laughed so easily when she was happy. But also when she was sad.
There are times when a man has need of the open heavens to compass his thoughts.
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.
Life is short. Kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly
I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry.
A laugh, to be joyous, must flow from a joyous heart, for without kindness, there can be no true joy.
You can't instruct an audience to laugh, but what you can do is read well and understand the spirit and subtleties, if there are any, in the dialogue.
Investigators have discovered that dogs can laugh, which can't be too big of a surprise.
Fame comes and fame goes, but you have to be able to laugh about yourself and to take it with a grain of salt.
I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!
I always worried I'd forget my lines or say the wrong words or the audience would laugh in the wrong places.
The average adult laughs 15 times a day; the average child, more than 400 times.
I was always an exhibitionist. I liked it when everyone laughed. But I didn't do plays in high school. I was too nervous.
If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.
In life, some laugh, some cry, some live, some die. The choice is ours to crawl or to fly.-RVM
I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I'm a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I want to deny you the relief of the punchline.
I'm direct, I'm unpretentious and I'm pretty dogged, and I hope I've got a capacity to laugh at myself and not take myself too seriously.
Basically, I think you need two things to get by in this world: a sense of humor and the ability to laugh when your ego is destroyed.
