It makes me feel so amazing to know there's people out here that support me and follow me on Twitter and watch my shows on YouTube and come to my concert, so I'm very thankful.
You used to be the best to make life be real to me, and I hope that you're still out there and you're like you used to be
Until that night, she’d categorized multiple orgasms with unicorns, the Holy Grail, and free parking.
Let’s dispense with the preliminary round of ‘will we or won’t we’ so we can get down to the when will we.
You dumb-ass ape, get your hand off me. What—are you the first in your family to be born without a tail?
It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love.
Your subservience makes me uncomfortable.” That pissed me off. “Then you shouldn’t pay people to do things for you. End of story.
I have never been reduced to begging somebody to leave me alone, but in your case I’ll make an exception.
You're beginning to dislike me, aren't you? Well, dislike me. It doesn't make any difference to me now.
I am who I am and I love me this way. When you love me too, it makes my whole day!
When I was at home, I felt loved and safe. My sisters were always a safe haven for me. I knew they would always play with me and make me feel like I was one of them.
Any eyes on me - a late-night street sweeper, some dude texting in his parked car, the homeless guy talking to himself - make me feel uncomfortable when I skate. Everyone expects me to do certain things.
It makes me happy that people recognise me and want to click pictures with me. But sometimes, I want to be a common person. I want to go to a coffee shop and just chill. I miss driving my car with the windows rolled down.
When I go to bed at night, I ask God to give me another day; I ask him to keep me strong and make me a good teacher and to keep spreading this right word.
Music has the power to make me feel good like nothing else does. It gives me some peace for a while. Takes me back to who I really am.
Other writers definitely influence my writing. What encourages me and inspires me is when I read a good book. It makes me want to be a better writer.
I've got to tell you right out of the chute, Ryan Howard, to me, is very interested in my input in his hitting. To me that makes me really feel good. We've chatted over the years about hitting.
If you want proof that 'Catfish' was real, just put me in an audition room and watch me fall apart. I can't pretend. I'm really bad at it. That's partly what makes me good at hosting a reality show.
That smell of freshly cut grass makes me think of Friday night football in high school. The smell of popcorn and cigar smoke reminds me of the stadium. The cutting of the grass reminds me of the August practice.
I studied photography at Bard, but I just felt tired of it. Someone asked me to be in a video but didn't want to be in it, so they told me to make my own, and that seemed more fun to me.
Andrew Largeman: They sent me away to boarding school. Sent me away makes it sound like they sent me to an asylum. There were no straps involved.
