I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and it's such a funny show. I don't know if I'm funny enough to be on it but definitely would be interested in doing it.
No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.
I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don't you?
The thing is, and Americans are starting to realize this now, that while street gangs are violent, the Democrats and Republicans are worse. They are worse because their decisions affect your life.
I'd like to keep my personal life private. In reality, I know that's not possible. In the present, I'm trying to pretend it's possible.
I think life without Coronation Street would be unthinkable. It's part of all our lives.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is just perfect-looking. Whether she's walking down the street, she looks so regal and elegant all the time, and I love that.
I stumbled into this format for 'Last Call with Carson Daly' that I really like, inspired by cable and Dave Attell's 'Insomniac.' I love being out on the street.
I grew up eating street tacos and burritos on the beach, so I like people who can eat and aren't afraid to show it.
Some people ask me, Do they put aging makeup on you? It's just this very nice street makeup.
It's that anonymous person who meanders through the streets and feels what's happening there, feels the pulse of the people, who's able to create.
To live without purpose is like to wake up in the morning, walk out of your door into the street without destination
Ultimately I am happy that everybody is embracing hip hop and the sounds from the streets.
When humanness is lost the radical difference between the bodies in the pit and people walking on the street is lost.
People from small towns have to have their edges roughed up to get along in the world. But as a street reporter, you learn quickly.
We will keep the promise of Social Security by taking the responsible steps to strengthen it - not by turning it over to Wall Street.
I lived rough, by my wits, was homeless, lived on the streets, lived on friends' floors, was happy, was miserable.
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
Well, for street clothes, a lot of what I wear is Jones New York. I am well-endowed in the derriere, and they can handle that.
I just feel such a connection to the little kids in Naples. I remember being on the street wanting a small piece of candy.
The Occupy Wall Street protests at last suggest that America's wealth gap is once again becoming an organizing political principle in the country.
