I'm not the voice of reason; I'm more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke.
If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for.
There are two reasons why we don't trust people, First, we don't know them. Second, we know them.
The fact is that it is reasonable for us to say that there is going to be an emergency that happens in this country that we cannot budget for. Katrina is an example.
One of the reasons I get so much joy out of my own children's childhoods is that I'm having my first childhood myself.
I'm pretty sure I would never do a full frontal in a movie - for personal reasons, I wouldn't really want to show that.
Every philosophy is tinged with the coloring of some secret imaginative background, which never emerges explicitly into its train of reasoning.
There is a real and evident problem of democracy in Georgia, and this was the core reason of my entrance into politics. We have no rule of law. It's absolutely absent.
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
I will certainly not join politics. I would like to be remembered as a clean businessman who has not partaken in any twists and turns beneath the surface, and one who has been reasonably successful.
But reason always cuts a poor figure beside sentiment; the one being essentially restricted, like everything that is positive, while the other is infinite.
Be thankful for all you gain. Be thankful for what you lose, too. Find a reason each day to celebrate your life.
I am not the archetypal leading man. This is mainly for one reason: as you may have noticed, I have no hair.
Oh, by the way, I tend to use a lot of profanities. I do that for a reason: I like it.
I saw that my image was changing or fading. One of the reasons for taking a break from clubs was to be missed-not forgotten.
The reason that the company decided to invest in Tesla was not to target a profit gain. We did it as a means to further a partnership between the companies.
To believe in nothing is as ridiculous as to believe in everything. Reason and factual evidence may convert a belief into knowledge.
Screw you, I don't hate you I just don't find any good reason to like you.
The fishermen know that the sea is dangerous and the storm terrible, but they have never found these dangers sufficient reason for remaining ashore.
The human element, the human flaw and the human nobility - those are the reasons that chess matches are won or lost.
The consequence of Mr. Bush's and Blair's historic lie that the reason for invading Iraq was weapons of mass destruction, is that everything is being doubted.