When I turned 30, I was done with Thousand Island dressing. I have moved on to Island Number 1001.
The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.I like instant gratification. It’s like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you up all night.
The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.I have bread, water, and love—what more can a man ask for? How about pasta, wine, and sex.
The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.I speak Spanish like I chew spinach—like it’s dried bubble gum stuck underneath a park bench.
The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.I wish success could be ordered like delivery pizza, because I’d order take out.
The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.