Fortunately for me, or unfortunately, they made me an editor of the Parish Prison Pelican. I could read and write, and I had a way with words.
I'm a storyteller. I'm not like any other comic. I tell detailed stories - not made-up stuff, but true stories.
I didn't run off with the secretary. It made it seem like I had committed adultery and then ran off with a secretary, neither of which happened.
I think he could have made most of the trips and gone to most of the fund-raisers if he would have avoided the partisan rhetoric and talked to the country as President in each of these appearances rather than to the narrow partisan audiences.
People feel that decisions about their jobs, the way their children are educated, how their church functions, and products they buy are made by someone and some place so distant that they can't find anybody to talk to that has any influence over them...
My nose is broken," I said. Damn that Dumbo. Made me self-conscious. "My ankle's broken," he said. "Then I'll come to you.
Heroes are not made. They are born out of circumstances and rise to the occasion when their spirit can no longer coexist with the hypocrisy of injustice to others.
I kept trying for years to create what others would like …I failed, when I started creating what I like …I made it.
Love teaches us a lesson, to love Hope teaches us a lesson, not to give up Dreams were made to be real.
I'm fully confident that I will win the jackpot - so much so that I've already made a list of all the charities I will contribute to.
Life is not made up of minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, or years, but of moments. You must experience each one before you can appreciate it.
Four men killed that day. The phrase sat up in Willie's head like a rat and made a nest for itself there
Even some of the greatest technology-led revolutions, or allegedly technology-led, really were only made possible because of trends already present.
The songs certainly have not made my fortune, but I am still grateful for the royalties when they come in.
I struggled to get through high school. I didn't get to go to college. But it made me realize you can do anything if you want to bad enough.
I like to keep in touch with younger photographers. It's important that a younger generation comes up and questions the assumptions made by old farts like me.
The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime.
He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.
I come from a violent background. So I became hard. I realised that I had made myself that way to deal with a feeling of abandonment and shame.
I wasn't made to take orders. My grandmother used to tell me: 'Laws are for idiots.' She was right.
Parents shouldn't assume children are made out of sugar candy and will break and collapse instantly. Kids don't. We do.