Quotes of: Machine-age Keyword

I make love like a flower sings. That’s hyperbole, because flowers don’t sing—they only play the guitar.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate).
 It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

She gave me the cold shoulder, so I heated it up in the microwave. Sometimes #love is leftovers.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I love like I’m thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand?


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Don’t just stand there with your Eiffel Tower smile. Tell me you love me, and tell me in French.


Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday and the day before. And the day before that too.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I am the archaeologist of love. I’m digging for the bones of a loved one I shot and buried decades ago.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

All I have to say about love can be summed up in nine words: Never wipe your ass before you take a shit.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I would rather make love than war, but only because condoms kill millions of lives more enjoyably.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Woman, I could drown in your love, but I’d much rather be strangled. More passionate, don’t you agree?

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is like a free lunch. You won’t find any in this life, because I had yours for breakfast.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I want the gift of a guitar—no strings attached. I want your love to also have no strings attached—and be just as musical.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’m as much a lover as a cumulous cloud is a beard of God. My mustache can’t make rain the way I make love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’ll carry Carrie like my hands are as empty as my heart. I never hold my own love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I am the Zero Zoo. See the empty cage that is my heart. I’d like to imprison your love there.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.