Rod Lane: [to Tina] Guys can have nightmares too ya know. Ya ain't got a corner on the market or somethin'.
Herbie Stemple: And they love me for the same reason they used to hate me, because I'm the guy who knows everything.
Account Guy: Stempel is an underdog. You know, people root for that. It's a New York thing. Martin Rittenhome: Queens is not New York!
Rosemary Woodhouse: I look awful. Guy Woodhouse: What are you talking about? You look great. It's that haircut that looks awful.
[Bob Morton has stormed off] Officer Lewis: Sorry, Sarge. I fucked up. Sgt. Reed: Forget it, kid. This guy's a serious asshole.
Betty the Waitress: So what brings you guys to the middle of nowhere? Michael Sullivan, Jr.: We're bank robbers.
Corey Flood: Diane Court doesn't go out with guys like you. She's a brain. D.C.: Trapped in the body of a game-show hostess.
Cammi: And here are your handy wipes. Jack: Oh, so that's what these are. For a minute there I thought you guys were promoting safe sex.
Private Reiben: [shouts at Private Ryan] Hey asshole! Two of our guys died trying to find you all right?
Cartman: It was the Terrence & Phillip movie. Kyle: Dude! Cartman: What? Fuck you guys. I wanna get out of here.
Knives Chau: I've never even kissed a guy before. Scott Pilgrim: Hey... me neither.
Rex: It's the chicken man! Buzz Lightyear: That's our guy! Hamm: I knew there was somethin' I didn't like about that chicken.
Jake Hoyt: That stuff doesn't fly anymore, man. Shovin' a pen down - what if that guy complains? Alonzo Harris: To who?
Windows: You guys gonna listen to Garry? You gonna let him give the orders? I mean, he could BE one of those THINGS!
Mother Gothel: [angrily] Enough with the lights, Rapunzel! YOU are not leaving this tower! EVER! [sits down dramatically] Mother Gothel: Great. Now I'M the bad guy.
Marlon: Look at that sunset, Truman. It's perfect. Truman: Yeah. Marlon: That's the big guy. Quite a paint brush he's got.
Nick Naylor: You know the guy who can pick up any girl? I'm him. On crack.
McManus: [Holding a gun to Kobayashi's head] I'm the guy that's gonna get ya. I just wanted you to know that.
V: May I inquire as to how you have avoided detection? Evey Hammond: A fake ID works better than a Guy Fawkes mask.
Guy Forsyth: The worst mistake that you can make is to think you're alive when really you're asleep in life's waiting room.
Wreck-It Ralph: [gives a cherry to the homeless Qbert and Co] Here you go, guys. It's fresh. Straight from Pac-Man.
