My wife gets asked all the time, 'Ugh, how can you be married to that guy?' She's like, 'Hey, he's not yelling and screaming at me!'
Jay: What kinda sick fuck gets turned on watching a guy fuck a donkey?
Scientist: That's a 2500 dollar globe! What are you guys doing?
Max: [after seeing the guy fall on his cab's roof] My man, you all right?
[Describing Kansas City family underboss Piscano] Nicky Santoro: This guy could fuck up a cup of coffee.
Frankie Taglialucci: This guy a friend of yours? Carlito: Yeah, he's a friend of mine. Frankie Taglialucci: He's a fucking cockroach.
Lefty: A wise guy's always right; even when he's wrong, he's right.
Harry Block: I'm a guy who can't function well in life but can in art.
Edith: When we got adopted by a bald guy, I thought this would be more like Annie.
Gloria: Don't you guys miss having girls around here? Meeks, Pitts: Yeah.
Mike Dixon: If you want to fuck with somebody, you do it to their face! You hear me, tough guy?
Mary: A pizza? Who said you guys could order a pizza?
[after knocking a fan into a bathtub to electrocute a bad guy] James Bond: Shocking! Positively shocking!
Hiccup: [about the dragons] Everything we know about you guys is wrong.
Coach Norman Dale: I love you guys.
Mrs. Pell: You marry the first guy that makes you laugh.
Eddie Dane: You dumpin' Leo for the guy who put a bullet in your brother?
Leonard Shelby: I was the only guy who disagreed with the cops - and I had brain damage.
Bill Baker: These guys ever smile? Jack O'Callahan: They're Russians. They get shot if they smile.
Herman Blume: Sharp little guy. Dr. Nelson Guggenheim: He's one of the worst students we've got.
Hard-ware store guy: He'll never make it to the Grotto.
