I keep my love in the fridge, next to my meat, because you simply can’t beat it.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I am approximately 96.694444% in love with you. Of course, that’s just a rough estimate.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.My heart hated her, but my penis loved her. Taken together, I felt normal.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-man circus show.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I didn’t call her, but the phone works two ways. So does my love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.We made love like Mondays on the moon at noon. I was her Neil Armstrong, and she was my midnight.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.I loved her like the sun might say to the moon, "Stop stealing my light!"
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.That night when we made love, she saw a side of me she’d never seen—the left side.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I bob and weave like Bob Weaver. I loved her like Robert is Bob—only longer.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I’ve got a lot of love to give. Did I say give? I meant to say sell.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.I'm doing what I've always done. Loving you and hoping you'll be brave enough to love me back.
Leave Me Breathless