Quotes of: Lovers Keyword

Butch tightened his grip on his cell and wished there were an app that let you reach through a phone and bitch slap someone.

Lover Unleashed

How could a soulmate not hear the heart beats, not smell the tears of a lover, however far he is from her?

Some Mistakes Have No Pardon

I am the alligator of love. But I’d make better boots than a lover.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

...friends were more important than lovers - not least for the fact that friendships generally lasted longer than relationships.

In One Person

When women are secret they are secret indeed; and more often then not they only begin to be secret with the advent of a second lover.

A Pair of Blue Eyes

The world has never favored the experimental life. It despises poets, fanatics, prophets and lovers.

The Radical Will: Selected Writings 1911-1918

I leave my door locked and unlocked. You know, for stopportunities. As a lover, I’ve been known—and unknown—to be like Zeno.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

To attract a lover, you need to craft the perfect Craigslist ad. Here’s mine: Free TV with purchase of potato chips and couch.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

As a sculptor, I prefer busts. As a lover of women, I prefer busts. And as a football enthusiast, I prefer Robert Griffin III.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

If I were a shovel salesman, my biggest customers would be murderers. Oh, and spurned lovers trying to bury the past.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

2 out of 4 numbers prefer being in the bottom 50 percent. Half of all lovers also prefer being on the bottom.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I love petting trees. Especially if they are fir trees. Single lovers should be good with their hands. I admire Bigfoot.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I’ve long suspected myself of being a suspicious person. But that’s OK, because suspicious people make better lovers, right?

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Did you know studies show that eighty percent of women have faked orgasm? And fifty percent admit to doing it on a regular basis?

Undercover Lovers

Sweetheart, I’ll be a Marine ‘til they bury my cold, dead, decrepit ass in the ground a good fifty or sixty years from now.

Undercover Lovers

Everybody is special. Everybody. Everybody is a hero, a lover, a fool, a villain. Everybody. Everybody has their story to tell.

V for Vendetta

Worship must occupy us full-time for a lifetime because our final destination is Heaven—it’s no place for part-time lovers!

The Worship Kenbook

A gumble bee is half gum ball, half bumble bee, and it’s so chewy it stings. Makes me want to be a better lover and tractor salesman.

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As my grandpa probably said, “The man who has pajamas knitted to match those of his cat, must be a superior lover.” My grandpa died a virgin.

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I vacuumed my piano, hoping to soak up the last of the concertos. I should sell musical sponges, for the lover in the kitchen in all of us.

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I want to create vagina-scented scratch and sniff stickers. You know, for lovers. They’d be dispensed in vending machines in YMCA locker rooms.

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