Quotes of: Love-you Keyword

A rocking chair in the middle of a boxing ring. You know, for the lover in the fighter. Also as something more entertaining than watching boxing.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I keep my socks in a filing cabinet, if that tells you what kind of lover I am.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is like the human appendix. You take it for granted while it's there, but when it's suddenly gone you're forced to endure horrible pain that can only be alleviated through drugs.

Live Nude Elf

If you ate nails, your stomach would hurt, and it’s a good thing that it would. Eating nails is deadly, thus the pain is helpful. Like this, sadness, anger, and anxiety are not to be feared or shamed, but listened to and decoded.

The Love Mindset

When you see a person acting violently, ask yourself whether he knows how powerful he is. If he knew his power, would he feel the need to assert it?

The Love Mindset

You know what really fries my Puerto rican pancakes?

Laugh Your Way to a Better Marriage: Unlocking the Secrets to Life, Love and Marriage

The best present is wrapped in fur. And when you shake the package, it meows. Give the gift of love, before it runs away and gets run over.


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I tried to rinse off in the Shower of Love, but you had used all the hot water. So I just stood there, crying, and peeing on my feet.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I can see how being invisible would be a good love-making strategy. It’s the ultimate fantasy—because all you can do is fantasize.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

My sense of fashion is unmatched. Also, my socks are unmatched. My feet have grown cold, but my love for you has not.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I love her like a major holiday. You know, not enough people celebrate the joy that is Tax Season, with the High Holy Day coming on April 15th.


Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I make love like hello, good to meet you. I would say hi, but I like to stretch it out and really make the sex last.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

She said her heavy luggage had wheels, so I said, “Here, why don’t I carry that for you?” I was in stupid love.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

If you find semen in your beer, you’ll no longer have to wonder why I no longer have an erection. Love touches us all, like I touch myself.

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

I love my family,” she says, placing her fingertips to her temples. “But you’re my future. So if it’s a choice, I choose you.

Light Of A Thousand Stars

A season of loneliness and isolation is when the caterpillar gets its wings. Remember that next time you feel alone.

The Single Woman: Life, Love, and a Dash of Sass

I know this: there is no sense to grief. There is no pattern or shape or texture, and there are no books or stories which can lessen the pain at losing a person you have loved, and will always love. There are no rules, with loss.

The Silver Dark Sea

Prove that you love me through a lingering gaze and never losing that twinkle of adoration in your eyes.

Smile Anyway: Quotes, Verse, & Grumblings for Every Day of the Year

When those who name dead people have gone, there just remains the calmness of foreign cemeteries, in which nothing appears familiar and nothing frightens you.

Tokyo Doesn't Love Us Anymore

Love is the most precious gift you could ever possibly hope to steal. Some women foolishly do not leave their rib cages locked at night.

This Book Title is Invisible

A few years ago, she thought someone had finally come to love her and accepted her unconditionally, but she was wrong. You couldn’t really define love with money. It was more than that.

One Minute to Midnight