I love like an albino. But I don’t want to get sunburned, so would you please pass the ketchup?
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I’d lick the water out of your bathtub, just to prove I love you—and that I’m not a cat.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I love like I’m thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand?
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.Don’t just stand there with your Eiffel Tower smile. Tell me you love me, and tell me in French.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is like a free lunch. You won’t find any in this life, because I had yours for breakfast.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is the throbbing that keeps you awake at night. Or is that simply from taking too much Viagra?
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.