Quotes of: Love-you Keyword

Respect doesn’t have to be shiny. It just needs to be wearable. Would you be so kind as to hold my jockstrap while I stir your hot coffee? 

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Sleeping in a tinfoil suit keeps me warmer and helps prepare me for my voyage to the moon. Would you care for some licorice?

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I once got 7th place in a swim meet. Being top 8 is an accomplishment, especially when you consider that including me, there were seven competitors.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I went on a date last night and things went well. If you must know, I got lucky. I found a four-leaf clover.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

The name’s David Davidson, and I am not my own son. I’m also not my own father, if you were wondering.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I went to a football game once and got punched in the face, but you couldn’t tell because I was already sitting in the nosebleed section.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I have a beard of fog that I wear on misty mornings. It’s not cigarette smoke, but I’d understand if you wanted to shave it off and inhale it.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

My skull is soundproof. And thank God too, or else you’d be able to hear all the horrible things I’m thinking about you. 

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Some people say—not to my face, mind you—that I’m a cowardly son of a bitch. And that is simply not true. My mom is not a bitch.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I decided not to charge you with murder, because that would require me filling out lots of paperwork. So you’re free to go.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

All my writing is translated from Gibberish directly into Nonsense. So if my writing offends you, then don’t blame me—blame the translator.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I’m wearing shoes made of sea foam, and I am here to seduce the elderly. If you brought the geriatrics, then I brought the jellyfish.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

He’s got the curly Irish hair. You can’t eat him because he might be your father, and you’ll spoil your dinner.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I won’t bring you a single rose to be romantic, but I will point out that our relationship itself is the rose, and it’s our goal to see that it blossoms.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I don’t think I’d come off well on TV. But if you ever see me on, my advice is to add more bleach and keep scrubbing the screen.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

It’s good if you think bad thoughts, because at least you’re thinking. That’s more than most people do.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Practical utility, however, is not the ultimate purpose of a liberal arts education. Its ultimate purpose is to help you learn to reflect in the widest and deepest sense, beyond the requirements of work and career: for the sake of citizenship, for th...

Excellent Sheep: The Miseducation of the American Elite and the Way to a Meaningful Life

She cleared her throat. “Bryan, I know you’ve interviewed a lot of caregivers—” “Too many,” Bryan shot back. She inched her chin up a notch. “I’m not your typical caregiver. I’m different.” Bryan laughed with no humor. “Yeah, I�...

Empathy

ATHENA: There are two sides to this dispute. I've heard only one half the argument. (...) So you two parties, summon your witnesses, set out your proofs, with sworn evidence to back your stories. Once I've picked the finest men in Athens, I'll return...

Eumenides

With no blame there's no shame. A human society can't exist without shame. Shame is like handedness or walking upright. It's a central human attribute. In fact, it's the first human quality ever recorded.' 'Where?' 'Genesis, Chapter Three. The coveri...

Engleby

Astley comes to my side. "Are you well?" "No," I tell him, voice hoarse. "I am not well. I am broken inside. I am broken almost all-the-way deep, and I don't know...I don't know if I can ever be unbroken, let alone well again”.

Entice