I’m twice as twice as the guy in second place. My love comes first.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Liquid kittens would be drinkable cuddles. You wouldn’t ever be thirsty for love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.The remote isn’t broke—it just needs batteries. Well, it’s the same with my love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Underwater nobody can dance. Let this be a lesson in basket weaving. And love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love dances in my heart like a nudist in socks. Boy, that jig is awfully jiggly.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Just as soon as I arrive I want to leave. Especially when I’m in love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I’ll write The Art Of Love, which will be tactical, like The Art Of War.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.When I make love I use protection. I wear rubber gloves.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it is much, much taller than all that.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Spain is 4/5ths pain and 1/5th S. I drank that fifth, and I loved S.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love will find you eventually. It found me, and I was hiding like fall in the spring.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.I make love like I make dinner. I order take out.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.If love were a color, it’d be transparent, like all women’s clothing should be.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love smells like a flower in bloom. A flower that's sitting on a pile of steaming feces.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.