Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is like a free lunch. You won’t find any in this life, because I had yours for breakfast.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is inaudible—until you hear it. And once you do, you’ll never forget the sound of her voice.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.Love is the throbbing that keeps you awake at night. Or is that simply from taking too much Viagra?
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.Love is like a chess match, where the queen wins the game and the king just sort of stands around.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.