It’s amazing how fast a handshake turns into a handjob. Ah, you’ve got to love politics.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeI love like an albino. But I don’t want to get sunburned, so would you please pass the ketchup?
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I am a love factory. I make love out of high quality plastics at an affordable price.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.He’s a year shorter than me, but he’s a foot younger. I love him like the brother of an only child.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love, you just know it when you feel it. I feel it now, and it’s furry and purring.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.My two legs are like one pretzel when I sit on the floor. If only love were so intertwined.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I’d lick the water out of your bathtub, just to prove I love you—and that I’m not a cat.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is a funny thing. It's so funny it will make you laugh until you cry.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.She gave me the cold shoulder, so I heated it up in the microwave. Sometimes #love is leftovers.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.