Love is the only gift that’s acceptable to give away as soon as you get it.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is missing your flight because you have a train to catch. I also have a football to catch.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.In my dreams, my spare penis was decomposing in my closet, and to me it was a symbol of our love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.My love is self-contained, like chips in a bag. Don’t eat it all at once.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I love food that carries food. Run, waiter, before I eat you too.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.Love is all around. I don’t need your leftovers, ma’am. Not unless you’re offering meatloaf.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is the best gift because it’s free to give and priceless to receive.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is a four-letter word, like frog, only with more kissing and less princing.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I could have could haved, but instead I did have. Is there any other way to love?
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.My love is atonal. It sounds like a bodily function (walking, or sometimes running).
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.I fight with the strength of many lion meows. I love even more ferociously.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is like war, and I am the picnic basket out on the battlefield.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.