I never get to be funny on T.V.
Never put a sock in a toaster.
My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Flirting is funny. And it's awkward and weird.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
I just want to be known as funny.
I'm so unprofessional on set it's not even funny.
You know, funny can be universal.
If you're sick, watch funny movies.
My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.
All the religions are super funny to me.
It is funny what a year can do.
The superfluous, a very necessary thing.
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
There, but for the grace of God, goes God.
Remember to be as smart as you are.
See into life, don't just look at it.
The life of a repo man is always intense.
I don't have a career. I have a life.
A country song is a song about life.
