There has never been a better raconteur than Jesus of Nazareth.
Blind people don't decide to see. Jesus says, 'See!' and they see.
No one ever made more trouble than gentle Jesus meek and mild.
I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then.
Agnes: I like him. He's nice. Edith: He's scary. Agnes: Like Santa.
Monks: Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem [bonk!]
[after jumping into the freezing-cold pool] Clark: Aaaaaah! Jesus! Fuck!
Dick Jones: Jesus, you really screwed up.
I am not the Jesus of the official church tolerated by those in power. I am not your superstar.
Jesus is ideal and wonderful, but you Christians - you are not like him.
Jesus' love for His children continues to be the greatest love story of all time.
Needles: Hey, the big M! How's it hanging, McFly?
Jesus is the very concrete truth revealing and standing in for the universal truth.
Do you think we find Jesus, or does He find us?
Jesus didn't die as a frustrated failed revolutionary. His death was the revolution.
The Lord does not forgive excuses, He forgives sin.
Love it the way it is.
The Lord is my hope, strength and shield.
The blessing of the Lord is unlimited grace.
I'm lucky. Lord, I'm lucky.
I've got the Lord on board.
