I love Jesus Christ. I am a Christian... I cry when I see injustice, children dying of hunger.
Hugo ChavezI have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President.
Charlie ChaplinI've tried writing. Two days later I'd go visit it and say, Jesus Christ, who wrote this crap?
Dennis FarinaStuntman Mike: [after losing the girls] Yeah, yeah, Yeah! Jesus fucking christ... it's about time!
GrindhouseI have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once.
Robert Mugabe