Quotes of: Lord-jesus-christ Keyword

If Jesus came back today, I think he'd throw up.

Jesse Ventura

Saying no to flag worship dethrones the American Jesus and it exposes our cultural Christianity.

David D. Flowers

Never think that Jesus commanded a trifle, nor dare to trifle with anything He has commanded.

Dwight L. Moody

Jesus has entrusted His message of salvation to His followers. Faithfully share the message!

Jim George

My parents weren't religious at all. I remember the first time I heard about Jesus was at school.

Bill Callahan

The Church's teaching isn't an official statement, but the cumulative understanding of all the people who have loved and experienced Jesus through time.

Frederica Mathewes-Green

Reg: What Jesus fails to appreciate is that it's the meek who are the problem.

Life of Brian

Frankie Dunn: So is Jesus a Demigod? Father Horvak: There are no Demigods, you fucking Pagan!

Million Dollar Baby

Ben: [seeing the remains of the woman upstairs] Jesus!

Night of the Living Dead

George Nelson: Jesus saves, George Nelson withdraws!

O Brother, Where Art Thou?

The Count: Arrhh, Jesus, I don't even like Simon! Fucking cry-baby!

Pirate Radio

Jesus was humble when He walked this earth. He had all power, yet used all meekness.

Monica Johnson

Being a Christian, I'm eager to introduce people to Jesus. I just don't think I should do it in the science classroom.

Kenneth R. Miller

I was a bookworm who aced every test - until third grade, when my teacher handed out a pop quiz about Jesus and the Apostles.

Caroline Leavitt

For Jesus, there are no countries to be conquered, no ideologies to be imposed, no people to be dominated. There are only children, women and men to be loved.

Henri Nouwen

Jesus never instructed men to do what was right because it was right; yet this is the true reason why they should do it.

Lysander Spooner

Marty McFly: That's Strickland. Jesus, didn't that guy ever have hair?

Back to the Future

Walking with Jesus is many times like walking in the eye of the storm--inner peace in the middle of chaos.

Alisa Hope Wagner

Personally, I think Jesus would like better bands.

Billy Corgan

Whatever the response to loss and tragedy, the experience seems to boil down to one journey--searching for Jesus.

W. Scott Lineberry

And upon his return, Gherkins, who had always considered his uncle as a very top-hatted sort of person, actually saw him take from his handkerchief-drawer an undeniable automatic pistol. It was at this point that Lord Peter was apotheosed from the st...

Lord Peter Views the Body