I don't look at computers as opponents. For me it is much more interesting to beat humans.
Magnus CarlsenMarriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Erma BombeckI've got CDs in my car, listening all the time for that next song, because everybody's looking.
Reba McEntireI replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
Steven WrightBecoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to.
Wayne RooneyI do know this: When somebody has to look great on the screen, that's the death of funny.
Peter Farrelly