Every soul deserves a shot at a Cadillac, but not everyone should be guaranteed a Cadillac.
Ben SteinOne morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.
Groucho MarxI'm a crack shot and I've won medals for shooting. But I don't think I could shoot a person.
Gene VincentI'll give it a shot. But I don't know that a year from now I'm going to be here. Nobody does.
Harry AndersonA recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
Dennis MillerI was shot down by a fifth ball, which struck me squarely in the face, and passed out.
John Brown Gordon