Crunches are an exercise where you lie on your back and angrily try to head-butt your crotch.
The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long DistancesSmell is a long-distance sense, a way of stretching time and finding out in advance what lies ahead.
Lyall WatsonThey say you should treat your body like a temple. I treat mine like a fast-moving dumpster.
The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances