I have hair on my chest. And it’s purring.
Courage is a vitamin best swallowed with whiskey.
Boys will be boys. Well, some boys will be girls.
The pinnacle of every conversation is coming to the point.
I inherited my independence from my parents.
Marriage is the dearth of sex as we know it.
One evening we made love all morning.
The all-knowing yesterday is obsolete today.
Reverse psychology, I do it in front of the mirror.
Be that as it may, it may be maybe, or it may be May, Bee.
What’s the halfway point on a burrito called? Sadness.
English isn’t my first language—gibberish is.
I don’t run errands. Usually I jog.
Sleep: to see and do, and do nothing.
But the book! The siren song of the book!
A novel should be a book of questions, not a book of answers.
Rereading, we find a new book.
Don't read a book to let the time pass...let the time pass to read a book.
I was a big comic book fan from 13 on.
A book is always a dialogue with other readers and other books.
A book that furnishes no quotations is no book - it is a plaything.
