More people are threatened than are beaten up.
One throws up the dust the other gets it in his eye.
The goat that climbs up the rock also has to go down.
Women believe the strangest of lies as long as they are wrapped up in praise.
The frog wanted to be an ox and swelled up until he burst.
By joining the tail to the trunk one makes up the whole elephant.
You can't pick up two melons with one hand.
A pig used to dirt turns its nose up at rice.
Too many hands will row the boat up a mountain.
Do not measure up the wood before the tree is cut down.
If you can't dance well, you'd better not get up.
As long as the fish swims in the water, don't light up the grill.
The body of the pope takes up no more room than the sexton's.
He avenged himself on fleas, and burned up his bed.
90% of life is showing up. I'm staying home to wait for the other 10%.
Men all do about the same thing when they wake up.
The only difference between a grown-up's mistake and a child's is the size of the consequence.
Never give up on your dreams
I need a timeout do to deal with my timeout! that's how messed up I'm.
Do any men grow up or do they only come of age?
Let the peace of this day be here tomorrow when I wake up.
