I was in a bookstore one afternoon, and I stumbled across this book called 'A Guide to Film Schools.' I always loved movies growing up and had never even conceived that it was something you could do for a living. Realizing most of them were in Los An...
[last lines] Marty McFly: Hey, Doc, we better back up. We don't have enough road to get up to 88. Dr. Emmett Brown: Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
But - but the greatest way to witness is by walking that straight and narrow and also realizing that you're going to mess up. That's what grace is for. We're going to fall, but we've got to get back up. And you've got to improve. And that's what I'm ...
Western doctors are like poor plumbers. They treat a splashing tube by cleaning up the water. These plumbers are extremely apt at drying up the water, constantly inventing new, expensive, and refined methods of drying up water. Somebody should teach ...
(She) could have read for hours, except that recently she had discovered holes and crevices between the words which she immediately had to fill with her own ideas until she was fed up with patching up the makeshift constructs.
Wherever I am in the world, my perfect day begins with waking up and heading to the beach or the pool or somewhere I can be semi-comatose. I just wake up and go to the sun.
I find it hard to be labelled in this new 'super-rich' category because we all grew up with very little. The idea that 'to get rich is glorious' is really a new phenomenon. I certainly didn't grow up like that.
When I work in San Francisco doing stand-up, I usually schedule it for July, and we'll drive up the coast and camp in Santa Barbara, San Luis Obispo, Big Sur, and we'll just camp our way up the coast, and then we'll get to San Francisco and hang out ...
Nothing changes if nothing changes
The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.
Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles.
The best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period.
Grow up and let anyone try to contend with the adult you.
We here in Egypt are fed up with U.S. colonialism.
To stay on the map you've got to keep showing up.
Sometimes, I wake up and the skies are grey and everything's horrible.
I don't ever want to grow up. That's boring.
I want Ron to stand up to Malfoy and punish him.
I am not in any hurry to grow up.
I can say 100% that Westlife is not breaking up.
I never saw myself not being a stand-up. That was my plan.
