It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?
American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely PatriotI’d rather go into a competition as the underdog. Less pressure to perform, and more motivation.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousLift your eyes, straighten your back, let fear and pain walk away like the turtles they are.
Performance AnomaliesTo make a friend you must close one eye. And to keep a friend, you must close both eyes.
Performance AnomaliesIt’s only a cut, a reminder of this day. A reminder to ask every day, Why am I doing this?
Performance AnomaliesGod really performs the miracle of multiplying our time, but only if we give it to him first.
Prayer for BeginnersI was performing my ritual of sipping tea, shooting flirtatious glances and planning murder
Peach Blossom PavillionThe best teaching is often both an intellectual creation and a performing art.
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