Quotes of: Live-for-today Keyword

How about a drop of something to cut the phlegm? Why don't you stay sober today? We didn't come to New York to stay sober.

The Thin Man

Reginald “If” Ifa IV died today. His last words were, “Death, the great What if.” I dreamt this, but that doesn’t make it any less what iffier.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

It is Father’s Day today. I should probably call all three of mine and say Hello, and thanks for possibly pumping my mom with the winning batch of semen.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Today I’m feeling uncharacteristically chiaroscuro, and I don’t know what that means for my future, or as a word.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I stepped on a banana spider today. I didn't crush it, but I did slip and fall. Then I got bit by one of the Three Stooges, possibly John McCain.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

How to duplicate yourself: hang out with the same people and say the same things all the time. The you of today is a clone of the you from yesterday.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I could have murdered a man today, but by not doing so I saved his life, and thus became a hero to myself. I’m like that all the time. Being heroic, I mean.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I'm not fluent in affluent. Still, I’m grin rich, and my smile stretches from yesterday to tomorrow. You should kiss me on today.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

He’s a buying dude, and I’ve got to sell him something—like my credibility. (On sale Today through Labor Day.)


This Book is Not FOR SALE

Last night my girl and I were knocking boots, but it won’t happen tonight, because earlier today I went out and bought a doorbell.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Her name is Today. I told her I’d call her tomorrow. That was yesterday. I’m confused about the time, but not about the fact that I’m in love.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Why have you left me, Yesterday? Was it because I slept with Today? I have a routine. Every day I do something different.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Last night I stayed up late talking about tomorrow, and today I regret it because I was way off (by about 24 hours).

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Just because you spent 4 years studying a subject doesn't mean you have to suffer the rest of your 40 years doing the same.

Tomorrow Today

The beautiful journey of today can only begin when we learn to let go of yesterday.

Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

Don't let your fear help you birth a well-nourished regret; take action today!

Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

Every step towards your dream today is a step away from your regret tomorrow.

Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

Let today be the day you learn the grace of letting go and the power of moving on.

Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

As long as she could remember who she was, she was okay. She wouldn't go crazy. At least not today.

The Van Alen Legacy

Yesterday we obeyed kings and bent our necks before emperors. But today we kneel only to truth, follow only beauty, and obey only love.

The Vision: Reflections on the Way of the Soul

Five minutes in an old book quickly reveals that most of what is being sold today as new insights into human behavior is merely the rediscovery of knowledge we have had for centuries.

Wizard of Ads