Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
Sid CaesarIf I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice.
Salma HayekToo much of what is called 'education' is little more than an expensive isolation from reality.
Thomas SowellStewardesses are still paid so little that in many cases, new hires qualify for food stamps.
Patricia Ireland