Is a few hours of hell-raising, or respite from life's toil worth this every morning?
The Girl Behind the Painted Smile: My battle with the bottleWriting is like going underwater - thank you for being there when I come back up.
The Girl With Glass FeetYes, we'll yell, 'Help, help us, goose girl, and bring the terrifying legion of warrior geese'.
The Goose GirlHats have power. Hats can change you into someone else.
The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own MakingLife, here I come!' he said. And was immediately and fatally run over by a bus.
The Girl Who Saved the King of SwedenBillions of people have had sex. I don't know how many have actually made love.
The Good Girl's Guide to Great Sex:That's your first hint that something's alive. It says no.
The Girl Who Soared Over Fairyland and Cut the Moon in TwoShe had put on make-up in a colour scheme that indicated she might be colourblind.
The Girl with the Dragon TattooAll Librarians are Secret Masters of Severe Magic. Goes with the territory.
The Girl Who Soared Over Fairyland and Cut the Moon in Two