Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.
Baby girl, five minutes alone with me and you're gonna be begging me to taste your pie.
The most wonderful and the strongest things in the world, you know, are just the things which no one can see.
We all parent the best we can. Being human, we're ambivalent. We want perfection for our babies, but we also need sleep.
I want to have babies one day but not right now. When I do it I want to do it really well. I want it to be my best project in life.
The best comedy to me - and again, I grew up with comedy since I was a baby, so I've seen it all - is when you exaggerate the truth, like Richard Pryor did, you understand?
I can't express how wonderful it is to get feedback when you've been sort of in a bubble working on something and then you release it to the world and hope for the best. It's like the birth of a musical baby.
You don't become a Republican until you lose all your baby teeth and fall down a lot and get the croup and then become angry and bitter.
So, babies are taken from their mothers because they get temporarily insane and it's not the mother's fault. This is the thing: they shouldn't feel ashamed. They didn't cause this. It is not something they did to themselves.
I wanted to play the part that Mary Kay played, the lawyer who wanted to have baby and felt her clock ticking, because it was something I could relate to.
Stephen Colbert used to be my friend. I even signed the poor baby's cast when he hurt his hand.
Most of us would do more for our babies than we have ever been willing to do for anyone, even ourselves.
Roger. Clear the tower. I got a pitch and a roll program, and this baby's really going.
You're not a baby boomer if you don't have a visceral recollection of a Kennedy and a King assassination, a Beatles breakup, a U.S. defeat in Vietnam, and a Watergate.
I've sort of made up my mind that I have to do my career and I have to be a mother. These are my two responsibilities; of course the baby comes first.
Businesses, like babies and books, need nurturing, time, energy, love, planning and, yes, money to develop, grow and prosper.
The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.
This is a place where grandmothers hold babies on their laps under the stars and whisper in their ears that the lights in the sky are holes in the floor of heaven.
A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
Babies did not attract me, and I was altogether without the maternal sense so highly developed in small and adolescent girls.
I understood once I held a baby in my arms, why some people have the need to keep having them.
