Yes, I've kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that's it. I don't go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot.
In school, I was playing old men and women, babies, Russian people, and all sorts of weird parts - a lot of comedy - and that's sort of like home to me.
I visited those friends who'd just had a baby, and she was washing dishes and he was cleaning the house, and I burst with happiness. And in their minds, they were in this terrible domestic rut.
I kept my babies fed. I could have dumped them, but I didn't. I decided that whatever trip I was on, they were going with me. You're looking at a real daddy.
I think filmmakers, in general... There are some awesome, really great filmmakers - but on the whole, filmmakers, actors, I think they are the biggest bunch of whiny, over-paid babies on the planet.
Brooklyn, when I was growing up, was awesome. It was stoopball and stickball - a lot of kids... the baby boom generation were all in the area. It was just a really great place.
It seems like, to me, somewhere between 30 and 35 is a really, really good time to turn your eggs into babies.
Stand-up comedy is a sickness. Who wouldn't want a room full of people laughing and screaming at you just because of who you are? Nothing is as good, except maybe having a baby.
I have the greatest husband. The baby is my main focus right now. We're both so excited. I mean, this is definitely the happiest moment in my life.
When I graduated from the University of Pennsylvania I had a baby in one arm, a diploma in the other and I didn't know where I was going in life.
Putting babies as young as two weeks into child care for the first year of their life, for 60 hours a week, will cause their brains damage.
Healthy love, I always think, is... wanting the person you love to be more of themselves. And I think for a parent that's a challenge, because you have to let a baby spread its wings.
I got married because I fell in love with this woman. I had a baby with her because we wanted to have children. But that's not because of some philosophical ideal at all, no.
I have hardly seen my baby for six weeks; have been at the office from nine A.M. to eleven P.M. regularly.
Publishing a book is like being pregnant. By the end, you're just ready to get that baby out!
The only reason I've shared my story is to take that tiny baby step of breaking down the stigma attached to depression.
My parents had been involved in the labor movement; if we'd grown up in the city, we would have been red-diaper babies.
Okay baby, let's take this rocket to Uranus. This hoor is perfect, and she can act as well.
We're looking at the coming of spring like we look at the coming of babies we never considered aborting; Hopeful.
I dream big, baby. I want to do thrillers, I want to do smart David Lynch-type mysteries.
So many Hollywood actresses become successful and then just keep on going - they miss out on having a partner and a baby and end up lonely.
