Quotes of: Litmus-test Keyword

Life itself has an incomparable ability to test your wits that you won’t require anything extra or don’t have to go anywhere outside your space to get them tested. – Aniruddha.

Aniruddha Sastikar

Well, The Day the Earth Caught Fire was a story... I don't if anybody knows what it is but it was about... in the early days of testing nuclear bombs, that Russia and America happened to test a nuclear bomb at the same moment at different ends of the...

Val Guest

I have always known there is a difference between loneliness and aloneness. I am alone, but my father is lonely. And if I had to choose one, I would rather be alone.

Crash Test Love

Accountability makes no sense when it undermines the larger goals of education.

The Death and Life of the Great American School System: How Testing and Choice Are Undermining Education

Test.” Hades’ lovely mouth twisted bitterly around the word, as if he could read Helen’s thoughts and agreed with her. “If life is a test, then who do you think grades it?” “You?” she guessed.

Goddess

A blanket could be used for anti-population-control purposes. Get naked and get under the blanket and I’ll show you how it works.


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A brick could be placed on your child’s cafeteria lunch tray, in place of the less appetizing and more unnatural food they normally serve.


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A brick could be used to make yourself taller. It’s like self-esteem, only easier to use in the construction of a house.


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A blanket could be used for selfish reasons. I would list those reasons, but they’re mine—all of them. Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.


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A blanket could be used to feed the homeless. I mean warm the coldless. I mean coldsome. I wouldn’t know, because I’m homefull.


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A brick could be used to sway the voters. But if you really want to sway them, try using a catchy song.


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A brick could be used to represent a memory. That way when you live in a brick house, you could be living in the past.


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A blanket could be used to express my condolences. I’m sorry to have to tell you I’m sorry, but that’s life, you know?


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A brick could be used to help define your rigid beliefs. I put my beliefs to bed, along with the hooker I rented for the night.


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A blanket could be used to lay down the law. Lay it down over there, on top of the bed, and I’ll come over and enforce it.


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A blanket could be used to water down the water. Don’t do it now! Wait until I am finished bathing.


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A brick could be used like a giraffe could be used as a neck warmer. You could also use my foreskin. 


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A brick could be used to keep you warm at night, in the same way that a blanket could be used to smother a lover while they sleep.


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Bricks could be used to neatly pack your suitcase. It would promote personal strength and frugality.


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A brick could be used in a heart transplant operation. And for just $25,000 more dollars, that brick could be switched with a real or artificial heart.


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A brick could be used to crush the Fruit of Desire and make the Juice of Destiny. Drink it before I lose my erection.


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