Col. Jessep: What do you wanna discuss now? My favorite color?
Kaffee: This is a sales pitch. It's not going to be won by the law, it's going to be won by the lawyers.
Men: [singing] And if our good fortune never comes, here's to whatever comes.
Hotel porter: Just thinking about the lusts of men makes me want to heave.
Stoick the Vast: Men who kill without reason cannot be reasoned with.
[after his men fail to kill Tom] Richie Cusack: How do you fuck that up?
Carla Jean's Mother: It's not often you see a Mexican in a suit.
Charley Waite: Men are gonna get killed here today, Sue, and I'm gonna kill 'em.
[after killing a murderer who begged to be arrested] Rorschach: Men get arrested. Dogs get put down.
[Laurie and Dan are breaking Rorschach out of prison] Rorschach: Need to visit men's room. Laurie Juspeczyk: Oh, Christ!
[Storm comes back up through the elevator] Toad: Don't you people ever die?
Magneto: [to Rogue] I am so sorry... [forcibly transfers his powers to her]
Wolverine: That tickles. Dr. Jean Grey: Hey. Wolverine: Hey! Dr. Jean Grey: How are you feeling? Wolverine: Fantastic.
Professor X: Mutants, we now find ourselves on the edge of extinction.
Bolivar Trask: There is a new enemy out there: mutants. You need a new weapon for this war.
Erik Lehnsherr: [sees Logan's bone claws] Imagine if they were metal...
[Sanjuro's talking with three men] Sanjuro: You're all tough, then? Gambler: What? Kill me if you can! Sanjuro: It'll hurt.
Sanjuro: [in Japanese] Look at this mess. I knew this would happen. I told you six men are not enough.
I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything.
I love women in all their different incarnations. My friends are practically all women. They are much more intelligent than men.
Women are more likely to have sex and fall in love, which can be tough because that's not the way men work.
