Housework is the only activity at which men are allowed to be consistently inept because they are thought to be so competent at everything else.
There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.
Fortune blinds men when she does not wish them to withstand the violence of her onslaughts.
When I get dolled up to go out, men turn their heads and I'm used to it. But I think all women are sexy and should embrace that side of themselves.
Men tell me that I've saved their marriages. It costs them a fortune in shoes, but it's cheaper than a divorce. So I'm still useful, you see.
A lot of men are very possessive and they want to control you. But as you grow older, you attract people who are on your wavelength and who understand who you are.
I tread in the footsteps of illustrious men... in receiving from the people the sacred trust confided to my illustrious predecessor.
You will find that the woman who is really kind to dogs is always one who has failed to inspire sympathy in men.
Sometimes it's more difficult to exist as a female lead, especially in action movies because all those men are around you. They take so much place.
Brutal men with unlimited power are the same all over the world.
I'm just waiting for the moment where it's accepted that women are just as sexual as men without women having to be overtly sexy just to prove how 'liberated' they are.
Men want children later, but women can't rely on being able to. So I'm all for scientific advances and the help they can give people.
I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five.
Some men have thousands of reasons why they cannot do what they want to, when all they need is one reason why they can.
The tax laws are written by men with considerable net worth, and with little understanding of what wage-earners must do to make ends meet.
The fact is that I find more most men are more open, more generous, and much more stimulating than the majority of females I know.
The depth of John Candy's talent did surprise me. He was one of my all-time favorite leading men.
It's true that, in Iran, women have half of the rights men do. And yet 66 per cent of students are women.
You can employ men and hire hands to work for you, but you must win their hearts to have them work with you.
Men who care passionately for women attach themselves at least as much to the temple and to the accessories of the cult as to their goddess herself.
I like to have everything smiley and happy for my husband. Men don't want to see a grumpy face at the end of a hard day.
