When the liquor was gone the fun was gone.
Women do not drink liquor, but it disappears when they are present.
Liquor Store Clerk: Is there a problem here, sir? Fogell: [shakes head] No. Liquor Store Clerk: [looks down at the spilled beer on the floor] Sir, did you do this? Fogell: No, no I didn't and you should really clean this up, someone could really hurt...
Most cocktails containing liquor are made today with gin and ingenuity. In brief, take an ample supply of the former and use your imagination. For the benefit of a minority, it is courteous to serve chilled fruit juice in addition to cocktails made w...
[Stocking a box with liquor for the police's Christmas party] Liquor Store Owner: If I ever get held up, you guys better be here.
S. S. Strickland: Is that liquor I smell Tannen? Young Biff: Ahhh, I wouldn't know. I don't know what liquor smells like, cuz I'm too young to drink it.
I've found, though, that people are more likely to share their personal experiences if you go first, so that's why I always keep an eleven-point list of what went wrong in my childhood to share with them. Also I usually crack open a bottle of tequila...
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
Milk for infant as liquor for adult.
Always liquor before you poker
Its liquor is like the sweetest dew from Heaven.
A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker than justice, judge, or vicar.
We've been told that with regard to seduction, "candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker," but in truth, rather, properly selected: "candy makes randy; liquor makes desire flicker"; or, as Shakespeare's porter said to Macduff: "[drink] provokes the desi...
Liquor Store Clerk: Fuck my life.
There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.
I mean, what is prison, really, except a good bar without the liquor?
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Each of us needs something - food, liquor, pot, whatever - to help us survive. Dracula needs blood.
I am the sworn, eternal and uncompromising enemy of the liquor traffic.
Some of the food in Liquor is food I've really eaten filtered through a veil of fiction.
