Jesus Christ is my savior, not the government.
A master of improvised speech and improvised policies.
Some of our friends put our enemies out of work.
You can't legislate against stupidity.
I'm an equal opportunity despiser.
I'm not allowed on FOX, and I'm not allowed on MSNBC.
'The David Letterman Show' is a show of comedy.
I love my country, not my government.
Learn from history or you're doomed to repeat it.
The notion of the world as a village is becoming a reality.
They can say I have an opinion about something.
Remember tonight... for it is the beginning of always.
A mighty flame followeth a tiny spark.
The greatest mistake I made was not to die in office.
The wisest are the most annoyed at the loss of time.
A mighty flame follows a tiny spark.
Anyone who doesn't believe in miracles is not a realist.
Obviously I'm a lawyer; I like to have cases.
Prices are always lower when the troops are in the street.
Nowadays, I really like playing in studios.
I would rather be politically dead than hypocritically immortalized.
