The Dude: At least I'm housebroken.
Maude Lebowski: The story is ludicrous.
The Bible's been attacked. What is truth? It's relative.
A lie told often enough becomes the truth.
In moments of pain, we seek revenge.
As a child, the paddy field was my playground.
Islam and democracy can function together.
I have never been a superstar and never believed in it.
I'm governor of New York.
A strange enigma is man
Ignorance is bliss, but Enlightenment is nirvana
Let's keep the Internet weird. Let's keep the Internet free.
The Fourth Amendment doesn't apply to corporations.
I became the messenger who had to be killed.
I'm feeling a little delicate.
Failing to plan is planning to fail.
God's timing is like Jazz.
Actors are frightened little children.
Failure is not an disappointment. It's just an appointment for success.
I like the aesthetics of the Church.
There is no bullet-proof vest in my size.