I love microwave dinners. I also like eating other appliances, like fridges and dishwashers.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeArrogant and ignorant go together like peanut butter and jelly. Would you like a sandwich?
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouThe letters of my name are scrambled like eggs. They should be sunny side up, like Dark Jar Tin Zoo.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouWe made love like steam meets mist. My memory is foggy, but I know I inhaled her essence like smoke.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.